"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DUCK"

— literally every FNAF playthrough ever (via clatteringinthekitchen)

spoopyyakuzatrash:

spamanoh:

idk hetalia is kinda gay :/ 

how DARE you bring your HOMOSEXUALS into a HISTORICAL SHOW you sick people need to be saved by the LORD

distressedgravy:

please do not shake hands with flying glowing men who are 90% triangle

distressedgravy:

please do not shake hands with flying glowing men who are 90% triangle

An older pic of me in my Joey Richter’s Understudy cosplay from LeakyCon 2014. I did it mostly as an inside joke since my friend and I were bummed that Joey from Starkid wasn’t going this year. Quite a few people and half the cast of Starkid really enjoyed my outfit, so I’ll definitely be making an appearance again next year ;D

#eyebrowgamestrong

An older pic of me in my Joey Richter’s Understudy cosplay from LeakyCon 2014. I did it mostly as an inside joke since my friend and I were bummed that Joey from Starkid wasn’t going this year. Quite a few people and half the cast of Starkid really enjoyed my outfit, so I’ll definitely be making an appearance again next year ;D

#eyebrowgamestrong

My Gravity Falls teapot is starting to take shape 🔺 #gravityfalls #wip #billcipher #teapot #istillhavesomuchtodo #ugh

My Gravity Falls teapot is starting to take shape 🔺 #gravityfalls #wip #billcipher #teapot #istillhavesomuchtodo #ugh

houseofalexzander:

That awkward moment when….
A truck full of rednecks mistake me for a cis gendered female.

I live fairly close to a gas station that I like to go to now and then for a slushy drink. Well, today as I am walking into the station parking lot there is one of those crazy looking jacked up trucks covered in mud, accompanied with three shirtless boys in the back and another at the gas pump, pumping gas into the truck.

I was wearing this exact outfit above and as I walked through the parking lot they whistled at me and one boy said something to the effect of “hey beautiful lady, wanna go for a ride in my truck!” I pretended to not hear a thing and the boy pumping gas turned at the other boy who called me beautiful and said “Your truck! I don’t think so!” then turned back to me and said “don’t listen to him sunshine, this hot rod is all mine and your welcome in it anytime!” ….

At this point I wanted to vomit over the poor ass attempt at getting me to hang out with them, but at the same time I was laughing on the inside at the fact that they really thought I was a cis gendered female. However, I said nothing and continued to pretend I didn’t hear them.

I walked into the store, got my slushy and walked back out into the parking lot.

At this point, the boys had moved the truck from the gas pump and into one of the parking spaces, basically they were waiting for me to walk back out of the store.

Again, I pretended to not even notice them, until the same boy in the back of the truck who called me beautiful said “Hey purple hair! I didn’t want to take you out anyways, you’ve got the smallest titts I’ve ever seen!” of course all the boys start laughing.

Naturally, I stopped, turned around and shouted “Hey ass hole!” Then as there laughter turned into silence, I lifted my shirt all the way up past my nipples and shouted “My tits are so small because I don’t have any! Yeah, that’s right! I don’t have a vagina either in case you were wondering. Try explaining that to your little fuck buddies! You have the hots for a guy! Gerk face!”

All the guys in the back of the truck started laughing at their friend and there were also a few people in the parking lot I could hear laughing about the situation.

I put my shirt down, turned back around and decided to stroll into the fast food place next door to the gas station. I didn’t want to walk home just yet because I didn’t want these guys to follow me. I ordered some fries and by the time I got my fries they had already left, so I went back home.

Not only was the situation quite hilarious, but I hope the boys in that crappy truck lay in their beds tonight wide awake wondering what the hell happened. I know every one of them mistook me for a cis gendered female, and that’s fine by me. Maybe the next time they see a cute little thing walking across the parking lot, they will think twice before harassing them with rude gestures and dangerous offers to go for a ride in their dumb truck.

-Elliott Alexzander

cherryviolets:

I’m so late for Bipper party. School so hard, I have no time to post fanart fast.
Sock Opera is the greatest masterpiece, hands down…

cherryviolets:

I’m so late for Bipper party. School so hard, I have no time to post fanart fast.

Sock Opera is the greatest masterpiece, hands down…

sorry-dong-dong:

holy shit, japanese vines REALLY are next level

atticladydraws:

blah this did not come out right

atticladydraws:

blah this did not come out right

gowo:

pain is hilarious!!!

gowo:

pain is hilarious!!!

softmeatcrowns:


"But how can you stop me if you don’t exist?"

I need to draw gravity falls more *___*

softmeatcrowns:

"But how can you stop me if you don’t exist?"

I need to draw gravity falls more *___*

meowvgonspengler:

whooop there it is

aaahhh thank you so much for making these, they are fantastic!

;u;